04 January, 2008

'Tardette dances spastically on Ron Paul's grav...


...itas. 'Tardette, who "don’t care about [Ron Paul] one way or the other," have gotten their keyboards damp with bile and copy/paste residue over Ron Paul's showing in Iowa. Because, you know, Paul did so terribly. For one thing, he got barely more than twice the votes of recent national leader Rudy Giuliani. Worse, he only got 37% more votes than polls predicted, merely almost tying two "top tier" candidates. How can Paul and his supporters ever hope to affect American politics if they merely break fundraising records, reintroduce unfashionable ideas to millions, repeatedly put libertarianism in the mainstream spotlight, ignite a new movement on college campuses, dominate online political activism, outperform seven (of eleven) opponents thus far, and so on? Don't they have to rank higher in Iowa to move the country toward accursed individual freedom? It's enough to make a 'Tardette care!

1 comment:

chardin said...

Wonkette has gotten a comparatively long way among bloggers by mixing half-witted smut with giggly discussions of political matters she lacks the wit to understand. Tits and titters may be a winning formula for "fellows whom it hurts to think", but it's exasperating to the rest of us.